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Things I’ve seen, heard, or was told by someone. Item in this category usually originate from the Internet.

Star Trekkin’

This was originally from Tidbits of Broomfield, Erie, Lafayette, Louisville, & Superior and written by Mary Hamilton:

  • Westerns ruled the airwaves in the 1960s, so it is no suprise that Star Trek was originally envisioned, billed, and sold as a “space western” with “space ships instead of horses”. The original pilot, “The Cage,” was notonly unaired, it was also “un-Kirked.” Instead of William Shatner as Captain James Kirk, Jeffrey Hunter played Captain Christopher Pike. The only characters to be carried over from the pilot to the regular series were Spock and Chapel (who was apparently demoted from second in command to a nurse by airtime).
  • “The Cage” was considered too cerebral and “too good for television.” After more filming, the NBC brass had three pilots to choose from. They settled on “Where No Man Has Gone Before.” Before the series closed, “The Cage” was reworked intot he two-part episode, titled “The Menagerie”.
  • It’s amazing that Star Trek became the phenomenon it is due to its original lackluster ratings. When first aired in September of 1966, NBC didn’t appreciate what it had. The Neilsen Ratings did not consider demographics, and the numbers were mediocre – it never hit higher that #52. Within three months, the show was on the cancellation block.
  • The NBC execs were caught off-guard by a strong write-in campaign, and the network ultimately chose to renew it. Unfortunately, without the knowledge that the core audience was the highly desirable young-adult age group, the show was ensured low viewership when it was relegated to the 10 p.m. Friday night slot. The year after Star Trek was finally cancelled, the Neilsens began examining demographics, and Star Trek’s audience was at last able to “discover” the show in syndication.
  • Though the original Star Trek only lasted three years, it spawned a number of progeny that filled the television airwaves in later years. Following The Animated Series (basedonthe original show), there was The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, and Enterprise.
  • The first movie, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, was originally developed as another TV series titled Star Trek Phase II. When the first film proved popular, it was naturally given the sequal treatment. The titles (or subtitles, rather) included The Wrath of Kahn, The Search for Spock, The Voyage Home, The Final Frontier, The Undiscovered Country, Generations, First Contact, Insurrection, and Nemesis.
  • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country signified the end of an era. It was the last film to center around the same crew as the original TV series. But more importantly, it was the last Star Trek movie made before series creator Gene Roddenberry died. Though he disliked the script, Roddenberry liked the final product upon viewing it,just three days before his death. The feature film was dedicated to him, and the movie’s DVD release was dedicated to DeForest “Bones” Kelley, who passed away in 1999.
  • Roddenberry had an unusual method for developing alien characters. He would draw a line down the center of a paper, write questions onone side and the characters answers on the other side. This could go on for as many as a hundred pages per character. The show’s creator found humself being constantly corrected by Spock when he was in the midst of “questioning” the Vulcan/Human.
  • The character of Spock 0f Spock almost never made it to the screen, since the executives were nervious about his devilish looks and wanted him dropped. Roddenberry refused to do a second pilot with the character, but eventually he agreed to “keep him in the background.” After NBC bought the series, they actually airbrushed Spick’s ears and eyebrows to make them appear more rounded in advertisments. Of course, Spock’s appeal became evident within the first eight episodes, causing a program exec to demand to know, “Why are you keeping Spock in the background? Why aren’t you having more stories about him?” Interestingly enough, his popularity was greates among women, who, according to viewer polls, found him sexy.
  • “Stardates” were devised to remind the viewer that the show takes place in the future. Sticklers for such things might have noticed that there was often no set pattern to the dates. Rather than to explain away the inconsistency as a fault of the writers, Gene Roddenberry said that they regularly “adjust for shifts in the relative time which occur due to the vessel’s speed and warp capability.” Remember that the next time your boss asks about a report.
  • Star Trek was known to be a barrier breaker. As a testimoney to Roddenberry’s hopes and belief that the world in the future would “not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character,” he compiled a truely ethnically diverse crew, with characters representing various races and nationalities from Earth.
  • The first televised interracial kiss appeared on Star Trek on November 22, 1968. Actually, the kiss was written as an “interspecies” kiss between Spock and Uhura. When William Shatner saw the script, he said “Oh no! If anyone is going to get to kiss Nichelle, it’s going to be me!” Apparently, that was the right choice. One might wonder how Roddenberry felt about the kiss. According to Nichols’ autobiography, she and Roddenberry had fallen in love back when they worked on his shortlived series, The Lieutenant (before the days of Star Trek), but later chose to keep their relationship on a professional basis.
  • A number of Star Trek actors were the same age as the character they played. The first season of the original series takes place in the year 2266. It has been estimated that Montgomery “Scotty” Scott’s birth date is 2222. This would make the Cheif Engineer 44, the same age as James Doohan, the actor who portrayed him, at the time the show was first aired. Lieutenant Uhura was born in 2239, making her 26 during the first season, the same age of Nichelle Nichols in 1966 (according to her biography). One would wonder what this means for DeForest Kelley, who portrayed Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy. In the pilot episode of The Next Generation, his character was 137 years old.
  • Sometimes, character names were chosen as tributes. A season two episode called “The Ultimate Computer” included a character named Commordore Bob Wesley. “Bob Wesley” was a pseudonym Gene Roddenberry used when writting for such shows as Highway Patrol and Have Gun Will Travel; Weley was Roddenberry’s middle name, and Bob was his brother. The Next Generation had a shuttle pod bearing the name “Onizuka”; Ellison Onizuka was an astronaut who died in the Challenger explosion.
  • Some of the names used in Star Trek were significant for the times. In an era of racial intolerance, the Swahili name for freedom, Uhura, was given to an African-American woman. Roddenberry also seemed to like “Tiberius”. He game the name to a character in his earlier series The Lieutenant, and, in one of the series’ best known bloopers, Kirk’s tombstone reads “James R. Kirk” in the pilot episde – but later, he is James T. (Tiberius) Kirk.
  • The show’s dramatic introduction is well-remembered by many television fans. Although Captain Kirks voice described the Enterprise as being on a “five-year mission,” the show only ran for three years. For Captain Picard’s monologue before The Next Generation, this text was altered to say “its continuing mission,” a better play since that series lasted seven season, longer than the original.

This Is a True Story

Quinn just sent me this link. This is from Quinn’s roommates website, who runs Northwest Poker School:

This is a true story. Not Hollywood true. These are the actual events of September 21, 2005.

This morning/afternoon Quinn (my roommate) woke up, knocked on my door and said, “So this guy just called me and wants me to bail him out of jail.”

“What the fuck?” I replied.
“Yeah, he’s a pro that I know who plays at Goldies a lot. He also plays 10/20 online.”

After mulling it over for a little while, Quinn decided he was going to bail the guy out. Convinced that the guy would pay him back, Quinn reasoned that it would be alright to bail the guy out for $500. The problem is that you can’t bail somebody out without collateral. In this case, the collateral was $5000.

Quinn gave a big FUCK THAT to the idea.

As it turns out, the guy had been busted for Burglary 2. Burglary 2 is essentially normal burglary in which one gains illegal access to private property without permission or proper notification for the express purpose of committing illegal action. For a first-time offender it carries an average sentence of two months.

Upon returning from pick-up ultimate Frisbee at Dahl Field, Quinn sent me a message on AIM:

iski4fun12345: hey
iski4fun12345: so if edwin kim shows up at the apartment
iski4fun12345: don’t let him in
iski4fun12345: and call the cops if you want
mstrsean2004: oh.
iski4fun12345: he’s been arrested 11 times in the last year
iski4fun12345: i still haven’t figured out how he’s been arrested 11 times and he’s not in jail
iski4fun12345: er
iski4fun12345: not in prison
mstrsean2004: what the fuck…
iski4fun12345: this whole situation makes me want to buy a glock

The best part is that Quinn’s at his parents house tonight for his dad’s birthday party, which means that I’m the one who should have a firearm in my possession right now since Quinn said told Edwin he’d post bail, but changed his mind and didn’t do it.

Michael Brown Resigns

Talk about a case of the Monday’s. FEMA’s Michael Brown, who was removed from the Katrina scene last week, has resigned. I’m excited. Perhaps things can now start moving over there. In any event, have a great Monday. I know I am!

FEMA director recalled to D.C.

Fresh from the SPOT Watch:

AP: FEMA chief Michael Brown removed from role in Katrina efforts.

CNN is running this AP story:

Embattled FEMA Director Michael Brown is being sent back to Washington and a new leader has been picked to handle on-site Hurricane Katrina relief operations, a senior administration official tells CNN. The news came as officials in New Orleans reported that an initial sweep of the city found far fewer bodies than expected.

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Honestly, this is some of the best news I’ve heard over the last week and a half. There were many doubts about Brown’s previous “experience”, including a bit I read about on BoingBoing this morning about “‘discrepancies’ in FEMA head Michael Brown’s resume”:

Before joining FEMA, his only previous stint in emergency management, according to his bio posted on FEMA’s website, was “serving as an assistant city manager with emergency services oversight.” The White House press release from 2001 stated that Brown worked for the city of Edmond, Okla., from 1975 to 1978 “overseeing the emergency services division.” In fact, according to Claudia Deakins, head of public relations for the city of Edmond, Brown was an “assistant to the city manager” from 1977 to 1980, not a manager himself, and had no authority over other employees.

Five reasons NOT to use Linux

Hehe. This is a great crack at Windows and nice piece of humor too. I run Windows XP Tablet (mostly because I have too, there really aren’t any alternitives that are good). Enjoy:

I love Linux. I use it on my servers, I use it on my desktops, and I use it on my entertainment center, where it powers my HDTV TiVo and my D-Link DSM-320 media player, which turns my network into a media library with terabytes of storage. Heck, I even run Linux on my Linksys WRT54G Wi-Fi access points, which hook the whole shebang together.

But, Linux isn’t for everyone. Seriously. Here are my top five reasons why you shouldn’t move to Linux . . .

Reason number one: Linux is too complicated

Even with the KDE and GNOME graphical windowing interfaces, it’s possible — not likely, but possible — that you’ll need to use a command line now and again, or edit a configuration file.

Compare that with Windows where, it’s possible — not likely, but possible — that you’ll need to use a command line now and again, or edit the Windows registry, where, as they like to tell you, one wrong move could destroy your system forever.

Reason number two: Linux is a pain to set up

It’s true. After all, with modern Linuxes like Xandros Desktop or SimplyMEPIS, you need to put in a CD or DVD, press the enter button, give your computer a name, and enter a password for the administrator account.

Gosh, that’s hard.

On the other hand, with Windows, all you have to do is put in a CD or DVD, do all the above, and then immediately download all the available patches. After all, Symantec has found that an unpatched Windows PC connected to the Internet will last only a few hours before being compromised.

Unpatched Linux systems? Oh, they last months, but what’s the fun of that?

Reason number three: Linux doesn’t have enough applications

Really now. I mean, most Linux systems only come with secure Web browsers, like Firefox; e-mail clients, like Evolution; IM clients, like GAIM; office suites, like OpenOffice.org 2.0; Web page editors, like Nvu; and on, and on, and…

Microsoft, on the other hand, gives you Internet Explorer and Outlook Express, the most popular Web browser and e-mail client around — even though they do have a few little, teeny-weeny problems. Of course, Windows also has an IM-client, Windows Messenger, which, come to think of it, has also had some problems.

And, Microsoft also has Microsoft Office, which — oh wait, you don’t get that with the operating system, do you? You also don’t get a Web page editor either, do you?

Well, still, with Windows you get so many more choices of software, don’t you? Like Lotus 1-2… oh really? I didn’t know that. Or, WordPerfect… oh, pretty much dead too.

Still, so long as you want to run Microsoft programs at Microsoft prices, Windows is the operating system for you!

Reason number 4: Linux isn’t secure

If Microsoft says so, it has to be true! So what, if you can scarcely go a week without reading about yet another major Windows security problem in our sister publication, eWEEK.com’s security section! Who would you rather believe — Microsoft, or your own eyes?

Reason number 5: Linux is more expensive

Are you calling Microsoft a liar? Those nasty Linux companies, like Red Hat or Novell/SUSE charge you a fee for support. Others, like Linspire sell you the product. How dare they, when you can download free, fully-functional versions of almost all the Linux distributions.

Your computer, on the other hand, almost certainly came with Windows pre-installed! For free!

Oh wait, it’s not free? Windows’ actually makes up a large percentage of your PC’s price?

Hmmm. Well, still, it’s already on there, and it has everything you need.

Right? Of course, right!

Except, of course, you might still want to buy an anti-viral program (Norton Anti-Virus: $40), anti-spyware software (McAfee Anti-Spyware: $25); and a full-featured firewall (Zone Alarm Pro: $35). But, hey, who needs those when you have a secure operating system like Windows!

And so…

When you really think about it, you can see why there are lots of reasons not to use Linux.

There just aren’t any good ones.

Linux-Watch.com via Slashdot.